Dave vs. Bill, the audio II

Dave and Bill engage in a one punch fracas. Bill attempts to block Dave's punch with his face. The extent to which this tactic was effective is still under review. Current test results are inconclusive.

Bill, blinded and battered without his glasses slinks off into the night, only to return 30 minutes later with his prescription sunglasses on.

Picture a man drunk and enraged charging up a city street in the middle of the night WEARING SUNGLASSES screaming, "I CAN SEE NOW MOTHERFUCKER!"

Unfortunately for the rest of us there was no round two. The neighbors contacted Columbus' finest who showed up right then and Bill (wearing sunglasses at night) was forced to retreat to his residence lest he be incarcerated.

In one final gesture of aggression Bill lashed out with the only weapon at his disposal, the telephone. His ominous, hollow threat was digitally recorded to the great benefit of posterity.