Sunday, November 30, 2008

You stay classy SC!


Brian Cushing, New Jersey native and Southern Cal certified, douchebag following the riveting defeat of Notre Dame:

"They weren't going anywhere, and they knew it. It was just a matter of time before they were deflated."

Do you think Mr. Cushing is aware that Notre Dame is practically a high school team at this point?

Shut your mouth you classless lout.

By the way, great photo. It's Garden State white trash at its finest.

Monday, November 17, 2008

BTW

At the halfway point here in November, Wisconsin Head Coach Bret Bielma is still the leader in the clubhouse as far as 'Moron of the Month' is concerned.

How many weeks of vacation do you get anyway?

So...been 15 days.

Having some technical issues again. The central nerve center of this high tech operation, A.K.A. "Deep Blue", which is actually a 10-year-old eMachine and total piece of crap, has been on the fritz.

Microcenter and Michigan week seem to have us back in the saddle though. I hope.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Moron of the Month


It's only November 2nd, but I'm confident that no one is going to top one of the worst coaching decisions I've ever seen any time soon.

Wisconsin head coach Bret Bielema is the Moron of the Month until further notice. He might be Moron of the Millennium if he keeps this up.

Bielema's team has gone from a Top Ten ranking earlier this season to the bottom of the Big Ten in roughly one month. Wow.

Another ridiculous loss yesterday at Michigan State.

First, Bielema gave the Spartans a short field that resulted in a quick score after he decided to mouth off to an official before a kick-off. Nice example you're setting for your team douchebag. It's really surprising that they would be penalized roughly 800 times for 121 yards yesterday. That particular moment of lunacy was nothing compared to the complete and total ineptitude that was displayed at the end of the game.

Michigan State needed a field goal to win the game and got the ball back with little time left on the clock. The Spartans managed to drive down the field and get themselves in position to attempt a 44-yard field goal.

With no timeouts, MSU was rushing their field goal kicking unit onto the field to try and get the kick off before the game ended. There were approximately 15 seconds left on the clock.

So of course, Bret Bielema calls timeout. That's right, Wisconsin's head coach bailed out Michigan State by stopping the clock while they were desperately attempting to get the field goal off.

Then, he called timeout again.

Genius.

So now you have insured that you have given the opposing kicker not only plenty of time to get the kick lined up, but also time to check the wind speed and his horoscope. MORON!

Of course, Michigan State drained the field goal and Wisconsin lost the game.

It's the beginning of the end for Bielema. His team is incredibly disappointing this year and he no longer has Barry Alvarez' players on his roster.

I think he's probably gone after next year.

Back in the heart of Buckeye Nation...


It's been an eventful couple of weeks.

Myself and my entourage (two cats and one fiancee) have setup shop a stone's throw from The Ohio State University. Who says you can't go home again?

Our journey was rewarded today. The Great Pumpkin delivered a Halloween "Holy Shit!" as the Bengals got their first win of the season against Jacksonville. The perfect season is ruined.

However, this didn't stop the Cincinnati Enquirer's Paul Daugherty from excoriating one of the worst sports franchise owners on the planet, Mike Brown.