Friday, July 18, 2008

TMZ.com scoops ESPN, again!


The Worldwide Leader really needs to evaluate their operation. Respected media heavyweights like TMZ.com are leaving 'The Mouse' in their dust.

First it was the 'Shaq attack', otherwise known as the world's largest lame-ass rapper laying down smack on Kobe Bryant. Then it was A-Rod's marital status. Now ESPN has been beaten to the punch again.

Current Cleveland Brown's benchwarmer and Heisman Trophy also-ran Brady Quinn has asked a gay men's dating website to stop using his likeness in their advertisement.

When asked about the ad, Brady Quinn's response was, "I don't like guys."

You're on a pro football team Brady, don't you shower with a bunch of guys?

"No. Yes. I like guys. Wait, no...I don't like guys. Showering with a bunch of grown men is cool, but...dammit, why didn't Miami just pick me 9th?"

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