Huh?

Can someone please explain to me what the big deal is with Danica Patrick?

I get it, she's hot...for a dude.

Yes, I'd rather look at her than some ass-hat like Tony Stewart in their stupid racing suits. Give it up already though. She even talks like a dude.

And hey ESPN! Did you know she's not even participating in the Daytona 500? She's driving in some Grapefruit League race that no one on the planet gives a shit about.

And while I'm at it, those GoDaddy.com commercials are fucking stupid too.

As you were...