Thank you Mike for bringing this gem to my attention on the slowest sports day of the year (that is unless you're really into the Minor League All-Star game).
Wearing the Bear Bryant hat to the game wasn't enough.
Getting "Roll" and "Tide" tattooed on your triceps wasn't enough.
Going to the game shirtless wasn't enough.
Painting your face white wasn't enough. (What's up with that anyway? Does the guy mime his order to the vendors at halftime or what?)
Nope, you had to take it right over the edge of sanity didn't you tubby? The $1,500 tattoo of the Bear that covers the entirety of your back fat was the only way to let everyone else know that you kinda like University of Alabama football, wasn't it?
What a colossal assbag.
3 comments:
I think this photo was actually taken at a production of Phantom of the Opera in Tuscaloosa.
I think he actully has one or two more Bear Bryant tattoos on the front half of him. He wore kilts to the last couple games. Can't figure what that's about :)
I think he is adorable - I would like to fall asleep on his bare chest
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