The Cleveland Clowns managed to win the Toilet Bowl today in Cincinnati, preserving the Bengals shot at an unprecedented perfect season, 0-16.
Carson Palmer was apparently so distraught by his Alma mater (the once great Trojans of Southern Cal) getting dumped by 25-point dog Oregon State that he couldn't take the field. Thanks douchebag.
Instead we were treated to the comedic stylings of Ryan Fitzpatrick, who hadn't started a game since 2005. And he looked it. Especially when you consider that the undrafted QB out of Harvard threw three picks and fumbled. Very Bengal-like. Well done Ryan. You're really coming along quickly.
Things will get much easier next week when the Bengals visit Dallas.
CRAP.
Hopefully Southern Cal can figure out how to get past Oregon at home. Otherwise we may be treated to Ryan Shitzpatrick again next week.
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This was, by far, the WORST football game I have ever seen. I received multiple texts during the game along the lines of "Highlands High School could pound both of these teams." You want a summary? The WINNING team got flagged for 12 men in the huddle as they were going to the 'victory formation' kneeling on the final play. Yep, that bad....
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