O-Zone contest

The O-Zone is running a contest to name Chris Wells' stiff-arm.

Personally, I think all of the choices are lame. You can find them here below. I'm a little disappointed that my suggestion didn't make the cut.

I can't think of a more appropriate name then "Fuck You."

Imagine Brent Musberger calling a Buckeyes game. Chris Wells knocks another defender to the ground while Musberger proclaims, "And Beanie gives'em the old Fuck You!"

The Debacler
The Varsity Club
The Man-Boy Separator
Pushy Galore
The Second Amendment
The Reckoning
Fear Itself
The Crucible
The Tumbler
The Weekend at Beanie's


Speaking of The O-Zone, the best aspect of the site is contributor Tony Gerdeman. The guy is genuinely entertaining/funny time after time. He mixes in just enough sarcasm for me to really like his stuff.

His '100 things to look for this season' column is worth a look. Here's a snippet.

26. More stories on how LSU's Herman Johnson was the largest baby ever born in Louisiana--and how calm Tim Tebow was when he delivered him.

55. Tom Rinaldi's heart-wrenching stories of overcoming adversity on College Gameday. Week One will bring us a harrowing tale of how Matthew Stafford has scalp allergies and can't use hair gel.