Things going well for the University of California football team.
And by well, I mean awful.
That's too bad.
Some highlights from the land of the Trojan?
- First you had cardinal and gold, and Heisman, poster boy Matt Leinart fathering a child with a USC basketball player out of wedlock. A female basketball player I might add. I know...that's surprising.
- Next, it's Reggie Bush clearly looking the other way while his parents are lavished with gifts (mainly a rent-free home). That lawsuit is about to go public. That should be fun.
- Now you've got Mark Sanchez dislocating his knee during stretching. Ooooh, that sounds rigorous.
- Joe McKnight just had his hand smashed in a door. "That really ups the resale value."
- And if all that weren't enough, jock itch is rampant in southern California. Awesome!
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