It's official

Reconstruction has begun. Michael Phelps will be replacing President Roosevelt on Mt. Rushmore.

Additionally, there's a bill making its way through congress right now that would replace the rest of those ne'er-do-wells. Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson with Brett Favre, Tim Tebow and Michael Vick.

Robinson, I need you to get crackin' on the Paint Shop version. This grand undertaking is outside the scope of my skills.

And by the way, did you know you can access a web cam that's pointed at Mt. Rushmore? It refreshes every 30 seconds. That's right, EVERY 30 SECONDS. With a monument as dynamic as Mt. Rushmore, you need to stay on top of it. I'm just not sure how I got along without this before.