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Terrelle Effin' Pryor!

The Real Deal. The Truth. The Hope. Tim Tebow is a fairy.

Hopefully that last drive against Wisconsin is what we'll be seeing from the talented youngster the rest of this season and for the next two years ahead. Although, I would prefer to watch Pryor do his thing while sitting on a comfortable three-touchdown lead.

Terrelle is undoubtedly tired today after carrying the hopes and dreams of Buckeye Nation on his shoulders for three hours last night. Now is no time to rest though TP. There are plenty of white women around campus that will need some of your time today.

It should be pointed out that Pryor and his teammates attempted to piss the game away several times during the decisive drive. Terrelle and Brian Hartline both fumbled. And some of those passes were scary looking floaters.

Incidentally, Brian Hartline's brother Mike Hartline, the starting QB for the University of Kentucky also fumbled yesterday against 'Bama. Mike was not lucky enough to have Brian Robiskie fall on the ball and save his ass.

And boy, that would have been strange if Robo had recovered a Mike Hartline fumble. Everyone would say, "Where did that guy come from? Why does he have a different uniform then everyone else? Why are their marijuana leaves on his helmet?"

If you want to read an overly dramatic description of TP's play from collegefootballnews.com you can link it here.

The photo above is evidence that James Laurinaitis actually played against Wisconsin. I sure didn't see him.